HOW TO GET OUT OF A LOVE RELATIONSHIP AFTER YOU ARE DITCHED!

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If you are one of those men, who have been recently/decently ditched by the girl you loved the most? Then keep reading…here are few easy tips that will help you to come out of the relationship and make you ready for another relationship.

If you are one of those men, who have been recently/decently ditched by the girl you loved the most? Then keep reading…here are few easy tips that will help you to come out of the relationship and make you ready for another relationship.

There are many ways a girl will show you the door. And I will discuss about the signs of ditching in my next piece, meanwhile let me help you guys to stop worrying, and start living.

When you have reached the climax i.e., when your girl has told you that she can ONLY be your friend, and will remain a well wisher for life, and that she cannot commit anything for you, then it is high time you pull your socks and start following the tips given below…

Tip 1 – AVOID HER COMPLETELY

1) Just stop looking at your beloved FACE
2) Stop doing things for her like doing her assignment, or accompanying her to the shopping mall.
3) And stop worrying about her life.

NOTE – She will keep telling you that you are her best FRIEND, but just give a ball to those dialogues. Just AVOID HER by all means. I would suggest, don’t even call her, or mail her, or pick her call. Remove her name from your friends’ list both in mail and from any messenger service you use.


Tip 2 – TRY TO REDUCE THE PAIN

Remove the thought from you mind that you need to forget her COMPLETELY. It is just impossible to forget anyone permanently. Even forgetting the name of the first DOG you had in your life is not possible, then how can you forget the latest BITCH you had in life?

Go slow….and it takes time to reduce the intensity with which a broken relationship hurts.


Tip 3 – SET A TIME TO CRY


Tears will rush to your eyes at the most unexpected time, and everything around you will give you a nostalgic feeling, whether it is a movie song or a ice cream joint. It is normal.

Make it a point that you cry for her at least for 1-hour everyday. Set timing for yourself. Mmm may be evening 4-5 pm. Spread all the greeting cards she had given you, her bindi which you have kept safely in your wallet, her hair you thought worth saving, the bus tickets, the movie tickets, pictures et al on the floor. Set your alarm for 1 hour, and cry. Stick to one timing everyday.

After a month you will feel bored to cry for her, and you will have better things in life to do.

(Don’t think what am saying is funny. If you want to do the same thing in Osho’s ashram you need to pay Rs 2000 for 1 day just to cry…it is called Emotional Therapy)


TIP 4 – STOP TALKING ABOUT IT

Most men tend to create sympathy by talking about their broken love to their friends and other females in their lives, which is completely unnecessary.

*If you keep talking about your broken relationship with your male friends they will start treating you like an Insurance Agent.

*If you start talking about this to your female friends, they will become extra caring towards you, and the risk of falling for her will become high. I am sure you need to cure your first injury before you inflict yourself with another one.


TIP 5 – THE BEST PART - SUCCUMB TO PORN

Invest in a VCD player and get an Internet connection, because the best part is going to be revealed.

Start watching English porn movies as much as you can. Some 2 a day is ideal. (I am specific about English porn, because Indian porn movies will make you feel more dejected).

Watching beautiful female in action will give you the much needed energy boost, and will keep your mind and hand engaged. If you want, you can compare your beloved with Jenna Jameson. You will feel better if you do that, because Jenna Jameson any day is prettier than your beloved.

Check out some great porn sites men have invented to help men.

Succumbing to porn is a better option than to take up Cigarette smoking or drinks.

If you are able to follow all the 5 golden tips I have mentioned above, you will able to forget your girl in MAX 6 months, and will be able live life with a new zeal and enthusiasm.

Remember your life isn’t so bad that you need to spend thinking about a disloyal woman who used you as a DILDO!

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