ONLY FOR GUYS!
Most men think that women are uncorrupt lovely angels directly downloaded from the heaven. Men drool; they waste their time, money, thoughts, and sometimes their lives just in the hope that leading a life with a beautiful woman could be the best experience they could ever witness. It isn’t true. Here is a revelation! Pretty women do belch, fart and shit as any man does, and also are the MOST nagging creatures God has ever created! And to be honest a woman is a liability forever.
ONLY FOR GUYS!
Most men think that women are uncorrupt lovely angels directly downloaded from the heaven. Men drool; they waste their time, money, thoughts, and sometimes their lives just in the hope that leading a life with a beautiful woman could be the best experience they could ever witness. It isn’t true. Here is a revelation! Pretty women do belch, fart and shit as any man does, and also are the MOST nagging creatures God has ever created! And to be honest a woman is a liability forever.
When Guatam Buddha came back enlightened to preach, after his 12 years exile, his wife came all dressed up to meet him. Buddha kept looking into her eyes, and she asked, “what do you feel looking at me.” And Buddha confessed, “I can just see a bag of skin filled with bones, blood and excreta!”
He was perfectly right. Women of course are needed for reproduction, but if you find your life revolving around them, then it is high time you pressed the panic button. Don’t allow yourself lead by the skin-deep beauty of women; rather you can spend your valuable time on other beautiful things around you.
Getting pretty women out of your mind isn’t an easy task. Here are few Buddhist Techniques and Indian Techniques that will help you in canceling the karmic connection and help you unburden your lustful feelings for the woman you have been salivating for a while.
Tip 1 – Keep staring, let your imagination go wild
Whenever you come across a pretty woman, fully packed with foundation, cream, powder and what not and drenched with deodorants, don’t take your eyes away. Keep staring, and let your imagination go wild. Reach all the NINE holes she has, and also think about the plain BIOLOGICAL purpose of each of them. You will immediately lose interest in that person. This is a Buddhist technique to avoid getting attracted to women unnecessarily.
PS - I am sure you don’t want me to explain each hole in detail. Also Lord Krishna’s flute, which has 9 holes, signifies the 9 holes of a human body.
Tip 2 – Think dirty
Have you ever wondered how Aishwarya Rai will look early in the morning with her hair full of oil, and unbrushed teeth, and constipated look? Women look good only when they make up, and the definition of make up is MAKING UP FOR SOMETHING that doesn’t exist. So, always try to see the woman MINUS make up, and I am sure you will not find any woman worth a second look.
Tip 3 – Add 30 to their age
Women look the best between 16 and 35. Just add 30 to their age, whenever you get interested or attracted to one of them or all of them. Skin wrinkles, and the beauty withers off as years pass by. Remember, even your grand ma would have looked like one Miss India once upon a time.
Tip 4 – Fall on their feet!
This is a very famous Indian method of seeing women as embodiment of goddesses. If you find your colleague or friend or a passer by very sexy and hot, just fall on their feet – not literally, but in your sub-conscious mind. Keep doing this to all the women you see, and believe me you will be able to cut the karmic connection in microseconds
Tip 5 – Go home, and help yourself
If none of the above tips make a difference in your life, the best is to go home, lock your room, or lock yourself in the bathroom, think about her and HELP yourself! Don’t think you are all alone in this project. I have lost interest in Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kournikova, and our own Silk Smitha by following Tip no 5! :D
All the best, and leave a comment!