Humour: June 2009 Archives

Why am I not on television as yet?!

It is pure mathematics. Of course I am not talking about astrology. I am talking about the economics involved in being on the Television as an astrologer. There are two ways any astrologer can get on to the television – one by blabbering daily predictions during the morning hours when most of the people are either brushing their teeth or shitting in the bathroom. Or launch your own Astro program on Television for a fee at a mutually agreed time slot. (Remember prime slot is always booked for thundering thighs).

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