No matter how much I live in denial, no matter how hard I try to dodge the thought, or mask the inevitable with false optimism, I cannot escape the truth: the day will come when I will have no choice but to confront the one certainty—death.
As a Vedic Astrologer, deeply proud of the gift to foresee the course of human lives, I am aware of the exact moment when I will take my final breath. I have already shared these details with those closest to me—I know when, where, and how I will pass, and I have left clear instructions for what needs to be done when that time comes. Now, there are a few things I wish to express to the world, my blog readers, and my clients in advance.
• My blog, askenni.com, will remain active for 12 months following my departure, after which it will disappear.
• No announcements regarding my passing will be made on my blog or social media. I don’t want RIP messages from every Tom, Dick, and Harry who never mattered to me in life.
• I’m uncertain whether any of my organs will be fit for donation. Even if they are, I have absolutely no interest in giving them to any motherfucker.
• I wish to be cremated with proper Hindu rituals, and I do not want any women near my funeral pyre.
• I have no regrets, and I owe no apologies. If I ever hurt you—knowingly or unknowingly—it simply means you deserved it.
• And if I leave behind any last words, they would be:
“It’s a fucking mean world, and humans are inherently bad.”
God Bless All.