Men are trained to perceive women in a particular way—through books, movies, literature, and culture—all of which were predominantly created by men. “Women don’t lie. They don’t cheat. They don’t hide their past. They don’t manipulate. They don’t steal. They are kind. They are angels. They aren’t greedy.” These are just a few of the many things men are conditioned to believe.
Well, these are all lies—lies created by men about the opposite gender, and then blindly believed in. What a shame.
I’m not arguing that men are gods. But in my experience, women are often worse when it comes to the negative emotions they carry. I’ve had many personal experiences, and Vedic astrology came as a strong supporting framework that solidified my conviction about what a real woman is. Give them the same power and freedom, and they will be worse than men.
Here’s just one example of many.
I was at a small roadside joint owned by a middle-aged couple, having my lunch. Unfortunately, the food was vegetarian—but they had eggs stacked on the counter. There were four other boys, probably in their early twenties, sitting at the table opposite mine.
I asked the restaurant guy if he could make a full boil egg (which, down South, doesn’t mean boiled egg but a fried egg). He immediately said yes—but his wife jumped in and refused. She said, “We don’t have full boil. We have omelettes, if that’s okay.”
Now, I love onions—but I hate them in eggs. So I declined and began gobbling down the hot rice with sambar, which would have tasted worse if it had cooled down.
The guys opposite me fell for the omelettes. They ordered one each.
For a moment, my brain nearly melted trying to understand the matrix behind the omelette logic. She had a stove, a frying pan, oil, salt, pepper, and a stack of eggs. How come she refused to make a full boil (a fried egg, in this context) but was happy to serve omelettes?
Then the ploy began.
She took two huge onions and chopped them medium-sized, added one medium tomato, and two green chillies. She put them in a bowl, cracked two eggs into it, added salt, and switched on the stove.
Let’s do the math:
• One egg costs ₹6
• One fried egg sells for ₹15
• One omelette sells for ₹20
• Onions: ₹30/kg
• Tomatoes: free, from her backyard
She diligently made four omelettes using just two eggs, two onions, and one tomato—and served them to those unsuspecting boys. They ate them like their taste buds had died when they were three-month-old foetuses.
So, the smart lady made ₹80 by making four omelettes with ₹12 worth of eggs.
Had she agreed to provide four fried eggs instead, she would have made ₹60 using four eggs that would’ve cost her ₹24!
It’s a different story that I’ll never visit that eatery again. But I truly feel sorry for those young idiots who’ll never understand what an omelette really means in their entire lives.
Of course, the internet, corporate think tanks, and new-age entrepreneurs might call the lady smart, intelligent, and a hard worker.
But in my humble dictionary—she’s a cheat.
I am not sure about how many men would agree with me on this particular post, but women surely will.