“Never take it, even if someone gives it off for free. It is unnecessarily heavy, manoeuvring is one hell of a task, breaks don’t function properly, and the sound is like all fart but no shit,” warned my friend an automobile expert. Well, when I want to do something, usually I ask two experts forContinue reading “‘B*&&^%’ meri jaan!”
Category Archives: HUMOUR
I never new that “this” will work!
Indians by culture are very intruding. They have the least idea about concepts like individual space or privacy. Of course I love the idea of one ‘Vasudeva Kutumba’ but you cannot just barge into anyone’s intimate zone just like that and behave as if you are a long lost country cousin. I stay at homeContinue reading “I never new that “this” will work!”
How our apartment dealt with cat menace!
If you are an animal lover then there are few simple things you need to always remember – an animal eats, it looks cute and cuddly, and the same animal pukes and shits. You cannot conveniently ignore the last but vital part and call yourself an animal lover. If you love an animal? Then youContinue reading “How our apartment dealt with cat menace!”
Why I keep my car dirty from outside, deliberately
A lot of people below the poverty line in India think that cars drop from the heavens for most people. They fail to understand that people have to slog their asses off to posses one, if not the present generation then at least the previous generation would have bled from their asses for their childrenContinue reading “Why I keep my car dirty from outside, deliberately”
I am learning Arabic for a reason
I started driving car in the year 2007 and since then I don’t remember a single day that I haven’t driven without swearing at idiots on the road. Back in the day while riding bikes with helmet on I could not afford to curse as there are no windows and doors on bikes. I ‘think’ inContinue reading “I am learning Arabic for a reason”