Category Archives: MY ADVICE

Motherfuckers, avoid crowded places in India – it is as simple as that. 

Indians lack integrity, and it is in the DNA and the culture. An Indian will work his ass off if his boss is a White or if he is working for a White – old habits die hard I guess. No wonder the Indians who sit and work in nationalised banks or in any governmentContinue reading “You blink an eye, and an Indian will cheat you”

I typically avoid attending weddings because most of the people I know are now my clients, and I steer clear of family weddings to avoid being the subject of mockery or being asked for free astrological consultations. However, I recently had to attend a wedding because the person who invited me never knew I wasContinue reading “Be wary about who blesses your marriage!”

I completed my schooling in Mumbai, and till the age of 17 when I completed my 12th grade – I had no idea about the prevailing caste system in India. It was 1992, and I don’t think we students even bothered to ask each other’s caste in school. Of course everyone had surnames – Nair,Continue reading “The solution for casteism in India”

Whenever I had to leave my car at the service centre, the one thing I always dreaded was the thought of having to depend on and be at the mercy of the illiterate auto walas to commute. It has happened many a times before, and it happened today as well. I had to wait onContinue reading “The games Uber/Ola auto drivers play”

There is a vast difference between how humans lived prior to year 2000 and after it. No wonder humans born after the year 2000 are called the ‘millennials’. Though it is just not more than 2 decades since, a lot has changed or at least the rich and powerful are trying very hard to change.Continue reading “Why the next 10 years are important for the millennials!“

Love, violence, dominance, territorialism – they are innate in all animals, but ‘insult’ is distinctive to humans. So far I haven’t come across any literature that proves the existence of the concept of ‘insult’ amongst the animal clan. Humans are so special to experience it by fellow beings and also to exist in a positionContinue reading “Insult”

I am 47-years-old, and I was at a college recently and I witnessed a 20-year-old girl wearing a skimpy top. Her cleavage was prominently visible, and if you could zoom in better you could get a glimpse of at least 70% per cent of her boobs. If you think I sound like a pervert already,Continue reading “I honestly pity the male professors in co-ed colleges!“